Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ House cleaning: men vs woman

[Red Squirrel]

How to dust, vacuum, clean washroom and do laundry:

Men:

- Start washing machine cycle so it starts to fill
- Start triage of clothes and set up piles
- Take one of the piles and put in washing machine before it starts cleaning cycle.
- Walk away
- Dust furniture and other stuff, doing every room even washroom, starting from top to bottom, don't worry about dust bunnies or other dirt hitting ground.
- Go in laundry room (if you did that room last you should already be there), take clothes from washer and put in dryer, put another load in washer
- Begin cleaning washroom, start with shower, top to bottom - use sink to rinse rag
- Wash anything else that needs to be washed, doing toilet second last as it may be required for it to be used
- wash rag in sink then clean sink itself, throw rag with laundry to clean it off better
- If required take clothes out of dryer and put washer clothes in it, put next load in washer.
- Vacuum house, keeping entrances last
- Finalize and put away anything you used then go watch the game, while checking laundry once and a while to put new load as needed, when there's commercials.
- Marvel at the fact that you cleaned the whole house and still didn't miss Hockey Night in Canada, while wondering why wife always complains and takes 5 times longer, when she does it.


Woman
- Complain about how a woman's work is never done
- Go to the store even though you don't need anything
- Come home half way through the day, shaking head at husband watching TV and doing nothing
- Vacuum whole house, taking a break after 15 minutes, sit around, vacuum again
- Dust half the house, start complaining about how the carpets are already getting dirty, and yell at the kids for dirtying entrance with their shoes as they come in
- Vacuum whole house again
- Dust other half of house, knocking down the baby picture and breaking it all over
- Rage for 5 minutes about the pop husband left on other table, and how this accident could have been avoided
- Call daughter and give whole life story about what happened and how mad you are, and talk about how husband is not helping you in such difficult times.
- Go with daughter for a coffee
- Go to mall to buy new picture frame, also buy 3 more very oversized pictures even though you have no room
- Get husband to help hang pictures, there needs to be no less then 6 holes in the wall due to you changing your mind once he drills it in.
- Call painter and make appointment to get wall patched up next week
- Vacuum area where picture broke, and where new pictures were installed, due to drywall and glass all over
- Dust drywall from furniture and décor
- Complain about all you spend doing all the time is cleaning the house
- Vacuum entire house again, since drywall you dusted is now all over the carpet
- Finish dusting the house where you left off before picture broke
- drop everything you're doing and make a huge supper, which involves going to do the groceries, even though husband insists to just order pizza
- Get back from grocery store, make dinner
- Eat dinner, complain about how bad your day has been
- Start triage of clothes
- Start washing machine, complaining how it takes forever to fill
- wait
- Phone daughter, ask if there's anything new
- Talk on phone for an hour (ensure you are talking louder then Don Cherry on TV, while walking in front of it slowly, back and forth)
- Realize washing machine started cycle with no clothes in it, run to it, try to stop cycle so it can be restarted, drop phone in laundry machine
- Rage
- Put off laundry to tomorrow
- Go to bed

[Chyse]

Epic win.