Make a wish, and have it horribly corrupted
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| manadren |
 Mar 12 2009, 12:57 PM
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You have an orange Lamborghini mercielago LP640 with a black leather interior, but it's a crumpled, smoldering mess in your front yard, and you still have to make payments on it, and pay taxes on it.
I wish I had a Neogeo MVS arcade machine loaded up with Metal Slug games. |
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| flowergirlajg |
Mar 15 2009, 03:41 PM
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you have a Neogeo MVS arcade machine loaded up with Metal Slug games, however, it is in your apartment, where you live with your mother and her boyfriend.
I wish the Jonas Brothers never existed. -------------------- [insert signature here]
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| Chyse |
Mar 16 2009, 01:06 PM
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 Where's my Fatman? Group: Members Posts: 1 651 Joined: 24-June 04 Member No.: 11 Gender: Male |
Same...
oh! umm....they were never born but all the little girls who watch them are now soldiers of Paris Hilton and spawn generations of HPV-ridden babies. I wish my AP Stats grade wasn't an F. -------------------- "Your neighbor was kind enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."-ATHF
"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF "Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF  |
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| flowergirlajg |
Mar 16 2009, 07:42 PM
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Your AP stats grade is an A+, because the earth is a scattered wasteland (fallout 3 reference) and there is no schools anymore, only the bomb.
I wish I had a PONY! -------------------- [insert signature here]
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| manadren |
Mar 19 2009, 08:06 PM
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You have a pony, but have no real place to put it, and have to clean up after it, and it poops everywhere.
I wish my car was paid off. |
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| flowergirlajg |
Mar 31 2009, 10:07 PM
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Your car is paid off, but only because you sold your only ticket to an Iron Maiden concert.
I wish kids werent so vicious. -------------------- [insert signature here]
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| Carbon_77 |
Apr 2 2009, 06:15 PM
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Granted but now everyone says you're vicious.
I wish I could go to a concert. |
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| Chris Vogel |
Apr 2 2009, 11:20 PM
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You get to go to a concert, but it damages your hearing.
I wish people would e-mail me more often. -------------------- E-mail, XMPP: chris@chrisvogel.name (OpenPGP)
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| Chyse |
Apr 6 2009, 09:54 AM
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People e-mail you 400000 times per day. But they're all asking you if you want to buy viagra.
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"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF "Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF |
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| Chris Vogel |
Apr 6 2009, 03:02 PM
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| manadren |
Apr 7 2009, 01:50 AM
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Chyse gets his wish to obtain a license to perform back-alley sex change operations, but unfortunately it was granted to him by Bruno.
I wish I had a new PC. |
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| Stasi |
Apr 7 2009, 07:08 AM
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 I like it spooky Group: Members Posts: 2 603 Joined: 25-June 04 From: Nilbog Member No.: 20 Gender: Male |
You get a new PC but then lose your job, go broke, and then have to sell it.
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| Chyse |
Apr 8 2009, 10:02 AM
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Sorry...i forgot to add a wish...
Stasi, you get your wish of being the thinnest woman in africa, but you die because of mal-nutrition. I wish I could pause time, without all that space-time continuum destruction and everything being absolute zero and pitch blackness and other tinfoil-hat science. -------------------- "Your neighbor was kind enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."-ATHF
"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF "Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF |
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| Chris Vogel |
Apr 8 2009, 01:55 PM
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You pause time, but you lose your time controller.
I wish I were a Bene Gesserit. -------------------- E-mail, XMPP: chris@chrisvogel.name (OpenPGP)
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| manadren |
Apr 9 2009, 03:49 PM
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You are a Bene Gesserit, but that doesn't save you from the fact you are a slave in House Harkonnen.
I wish I had a super power. |
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| Chris Vogel |
Apr 9 2009, 11:05 PM
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Most glorious member Group: Members Posts: 1 911 Joined: 24-June 04 From: Lawrenceburg, Tennessee, United States Member No.: 2 Gender: Male |
You have a super power, but you have to fight crime and save the world.
I wish I would stop drinking so much caffeine. -------------------- E-mail, XMPP: chris@chrisvogel.name (OpenPGP)
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| Chyse |
Apr 17 2009, 10:44 AM
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You stop drinking so much caffine, but you are already a serious caffine addict and you must suffer withdrawl symptoms for the rest of your life.
I wish I were a ninja. -------------------- "Your neighbor was kind enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."-ATHF
"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF "Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF |
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| Chris Vogel |
Apr 17 2009, 02:41 PM
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You’re a ninja, but you have to wear black all the time.
I wish Chyse did my dirty work for me. -------------------- E-mail, XMPP: chris@chrisvogel.name (OpenPGP)
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| manadren |
Apr 20 2009, 01:33 AM
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Chyse does all your dirty work for you, but he's not really good at it at all, meaning you end up doing it anyway.
I wish some non-shooter games would be released for the ps3. Like maybe an rpg or something. |
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| Stasi |
Apr 21 2009, 06:32 AM
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I like it spooky Group: Members Posts: 2 603 Joined: 25-June 04 From: Nilbog Member No.: 20 Gender: Male |
The PS3 soon becomes known as a "kiddie" console and the extent of non-shooter gaming involves finding Tinky Winky's purse in Teletubbyland. Even shooter gaming goes only as far as "shooting" whipped cream on small cupcakes and slices of pie for points.
****edit: Lest I forget to make a wish.... I wish that I could snap my fingers and take care of my spring cleaning without actually having to put any sweat into it. This post has been edited by Stasi: Apr 21 2009, 06:35 AM |
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| Chris Vogel |
Apr 22 2009, 12:06 AM
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Most glorious member Group: Members Posts: 1 911 Joined: 24-June 04 From: Lawrenceburg, Tennessee, United States Member No.: 2 Gender: Male |
You don’t have to worry about spring cleaning, because your nursing home hires people to clean for you. Unfortunately, the arthritis keeps you from snapping your fingers.
I wish my computer got 48 hours of battery life! -------------------- E-mail, XMPP: chris@chrisvogel.name (OpenPGP)
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| Stasi |
Apr 22 2009, 03:59 AM
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I like it spooky Group: Members Posts: 2 603 Joined: 25-June 04 From: Nilbog Member No.: 20 Gender: Male |
It gets 48 hours of battery life, but you only have one hour to live.
I wish I had a new computer. |
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| manadren |
Apr 22 2009, 12:13 PM
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You have a new computer, with a 33Mhz 486 processor.
I wish Blizzard would announce a release date for Diablo 3. |
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| robonightmare |
Apr 28 2009, 01:18 AM
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 Artificial Intellect is no match for natural stupidity. Group: Members Posts: 700 Joined: 8-April 06 From: USG Ishimura Member No.: 413 Gender: Male |
Blizzard announced a release date for Diablo 3, but it's actually going to be based off of Runescape and sponsored by Sega, Disney, and Microsoft, meaning that the game is going to be filled with Sonic and/or Jonas Brothers and/or Miley Cyrus references/advertisements and run slow as hell. This is, of course, a hypothetical situation that could never happen in real life, thank god.
I wish that I was Captain Planet. -------------------- This message has been brought to you by the American Stupid Signature Association of America (ASSAA)
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| Stasi |
Apr 28 2009, 06:18 AM
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I like it spooky Group: Members Posts: 2 603 Joined: 25-June 04 From: Nilbog Member No.: 20 Gender: Male |
You become Captain Planet. However, this occurs as he is under anesthesia for a sex change operation. You wake up with fake DD's and no "wang". It's the first day of the rest of your life!
I wish I could effing sleep! |
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